A cookie for whoever can tell me how you can immediately tell this is a J.J. Abrams movie!
It makes sense that one of the only movies i’ve done that has come out in the last five years takes place in 1979. Kids rarely get to star in action/suspense movies, especially these days, and no, Spy Kids doesn’t count. This used to be fairly common in the 80’s (Stand By Me, Monster Squad, Goonies, Cloak & Dagger, etc.), and then the Disney channel happened and they decided that child actors belonged with them, forever, we all float down here with Mickey Mouse ears on. I was going to make a joke about Miley Cyrus but then I remembered what Corey Feldman has been doing this year so I guess once serious child actors can also explode into a big burst of What The Hell too. Anyway!
Super 8 is about a group of kids who are making a zombie movie, and one night when they’ve all snuck out they witness a horrific train accident when a car purposely stops on the tracks. They see some odd things, but because they’re kids they’re scared about getting caught sneaking out so they keep this stuff to themselves. They continue working on the movie as weird things begin to happen around town and the military shows up. It’s hard to say a lot without giving away the plot of the movie, but you will see many shots of people gawking with their mouths open. P.S. Elle Fanning is the cutest zombie and I really thought she was gonna eat that kid for a minute. Someone get her on The Walking Dead ASAP.
Starring a bunch of kids (who, besides Elle Fanning, don’t have much on their resumes) who are supported by Kyle Chandler (Argo, Friday Night Lights), Ron Eldard (Justified, Sleepers), Noah Emmerich (The Americans, The Truman Show), David Gallagher (7th Heaven, The Vampire Diaries), (Bruce Greenwood (new Star Trek, Double Jeopardy), Glynn Turman (Gremlins, The Wire), Michael Hitchcock (Glee, Best In Show), Joel McKinnon Miller (Big Love, American Horror Story), Richard T. Jones (The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Judging Amy), Dale Dickey (my favorite daytime hooker on My Name Is Earl, True Blood), and you can spot Dan Castellaneta (aka Homer Simpson) as the guy who owns the car lot. Lots of famous tv actors!
For the menu, let’s set our time machines (please make your own ‘beep bop boop bip beep’ sounds here) to 1979! Pop open a TAB or some Fresca or mix up some Tang!
Entrée: I was born in 1980, but I know that in 1979 Hamburger Helper was super popular and I remember eating a lot of it growing up. I still miss you, Tuna Helper pot pie! For something vegan and less disgusting, try Tempeh Helper!
Side: I’m sure your mom wants you to eat something green with your Tempeh Helper, but I just want to eat some Devilish Potatoes.
Dessert: When I think ‘late 70’s desserts’, I think of various jello salads as far as the eye can see. Imagine a world with nothing but
shrimp jello salads. Now, you may think that jello salads are gross but I LOVED those things. Loved loved loved. I would buy a box of vegan flavored gelatin and fill it up with canned pineapple, Dandies, and all of that good stuff but if you find that horrifying, Susan’s Red, White and Blue Fruit Terrine is less scary.